We're two lazy, good friends who hardly ever go to university. Both of us are interested in "women's bodies." Whenever we invite a female friend—an upperclassman, a classmate, or an underclassman—to our room, she quickly drifts off to sleep... I ask a slim upperclassman, "I want to do it in the cowgirl position, could you help me?" I hold the dreamy upperclassman in my arms and we dock in the cowgirl position. She complains, "This is really tiring," because she can't move, but she still helps me move up and down...