My super cute female colleague has absolutely no desire to get married, but her parents are putting in an insane amount of pressure on her to do so. So, to reassure her parents, she thought about having someone pretend to be her boyfriend for a day, and guess who asked her to do it? It was me! When we went to her parents' house together, they were incredibly welcoming, asking things like, "When's the wedding?" and "How many children do you want?" It really seemed like we were going to get married soon...